Whenever she appears on TV or performs a live gig, my traffic spikes for about 48 hours afterwards.
Why? Because I wrote a naughty post about her. I may have mentioned her boobs. Once or twice.
All my Lucy Porter related search traffic comes from horny blokes (presumably) who want to see her boobs.
I know this because they find me using search terms such as “lucy porter boobs”, “lucy porter tits”, “lucy porter naked” etc.
The traffic is much appreciated. I’m even making a little bit of money out of it.
But Lucy Porter’s on TV, what, every six weeks?
How much more traffic could I get if I discussed the boobs of somebody who’s on TV every day? Like, I dunno… Laura Tobin.
Foxiest meteorologist on telly. Probably has great boobs.
Mmmm… Laura Tobin’s boobs.
2009-10-22 :: Kevin Murphy