2008-09-06 :: Kevin Murphy
Microsoft really needs to stop fucking around with its advertising.
Jerry Seinfeld? This is not a Bill Gates keynote.
Whether you like it or not, when it comes to operating systems it’s still a two-horse race, and the company needs to take a page from the Republican playbook.
“Go negative early and often.”
Here are some suggested slogans for a new Windows ad campaign.
Grow Up. Use Windows.
Isn’t It About Time You Learned How To Use A Proper Computer?
Deep Down, You Know Your Mac Blows.
Mac OS – Face It, Even Vista’s Better Than That Gay Shit.
Windows – If You Can’t Figure Out How To Use It, We Don’t Want You Anyway.
Hey, Dude, Pretty Mac! Compensating For Something?
[Image showing Speak-N-Spell evolving into Mac evolving into Gameboy evolving into Windows PC]
It’s A Computer, Not A Pair Of Fucking Sneakers.
Mac OS – More Expensive, Does Less Shit
“If I Wear A Black Turtleneck And Grow A Fucking Goatee, Will That Shut You Up?”