2010-01-07 :: Kevin Murphy
Topical comedy sketch show Newsjack starts again in a few hours on Radio 7.
I’m not in it.
This is one of the sidesplitting works of staggering genius that they rejected.
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FX: AIRPORT ATMOS
SECURITY GUARD:
Step through now, sir.
FX: METAL DETECTOR BEEPING
SECURITY GUARD:
Step to one side, sir. Could you empty your pockets please?
FX: POCKETS CONTENTS IN BOWL
SECURITY GUARD:
If you wouldn’t mind removing your shoes.
MAN:
(SIGHS, MUTTERS TO HIMSELF)
FX: SHOES ON TABLE
SECURITY GUARD:
And if you could just loosen your belt buckle.
FX: BELT BUCKLE. TROUSER FUMBLING.
SECURITY GUARD:
Now turn your head and cough.
MAN:
(COUGHS)
SECURITY GUARD:
Great. Thank you very much.
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